Elvis Nightmare: Return of the Pink Fur

Welcome one, welcome all to Elvis Nightmare! The Pink Furs are back, can you manage to avoid them long enough?

Elvis Nightmare: Return of the Pink Fur is the spiritual successor of Elvis Nightmare: The Pink Fur, a dumb game I made when I was 12 while on vacation with my family with the help of my then 7-year-old brother that is now lost to the sands of time (the game, the brother is doing pretty well, he's now a pretty swell musician). It follows a very simple premise -- in most games the player behaves in a smart way, and the enemies move in predictable patterns, this game flips that around. The enemies follow you and try to trap you while you can only move in straight lines in randomly chosen directions.

Controls

Press the SPACE BAR or touch the screen to move. That is the only control you will ever need.

FAQ

Q: Is Elvis any historical or fictional character I may have heard of?
A: Nope, he's just a random dude called Elvis. He has a friend called Jesus who is also not a known historical or fictional character.

Q: What are those pink things?
A: Haven't you been paying attention? They're Pink Furs! Elvis found one in his arm before going to bed, and since he has doraphobia he is now trapped in a nightmare about pink furs.

Q: Why is Elvis afraid of the Pink Fur?
A: Why am I afraid of butterflies? Who knows why anyone is afraid of anything?

Q: How do I win the game?
A: This is a representation of a nightmare, there is no winning. But you can gain points by collecting those little yellow coins, and brag to your friends about the number you managed to collect.

Q: Is the game finished?
A: Maybe, maybe not. I'm not big on making plans, but if I feel like it I may add more things to the game in the future.